Small-batch swirls, absurd flavor names, and zero chill. Welcome to the softest, silliest scoop shop on the internet. (Yes, we know the URL. That's the joke.)
Every flavor made fresh, none of it real.
Classic soft serve, suspiciously smooth, impossible to stop swirling.
$0.00 — it's a prankRefreshing on the first lick, mildly betrayed by the third.
$0.00 — it's a prankYou saw the name of the store. This was always coming.
$0.00 — it's a prankyes
$0.00 — it's a prankUnverified. Unhinged. Unbothered.
"I clicked the link at work. I do not recommend clicking the link at work."
"Read the URL out loud in a meeting before opening it. 10/10 would prank again."
"Honestly the soft serve branding is cuter than I expected for a joke domain."
Zero emails. Zero ice cream. Zero benefits. Try clicking the button — it's a little shy.